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    CRUD Monkey T-Shirt - I Love CRUD Developer Tee - Unisex Programming Shirt

    CRUD Monkey T-Shirt - I Love CRUD Developer Tee - Unisex Programming Shirt

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    Embroidered Trucker Cap

    Embroidered Trucker Cap

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    Embroidered Trucker Cap

    Embroidered Trucker Cap

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    Stainless steel water bottle with a straw lid

    Stainless steel water bottle with a straw lid

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    Unisex t-shirt

    Unisex t-shirt

    Regular price $19.95 USD
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    Unisex t-shirt

    Unisex t-shirt

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    White glossy mug

    White glossy mug

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CRUD Monkey | I LOVE CRUD Tee Collection | Developer Merchandise

Home of the I LOVE CRUD Tee and CRUD Monkey merchandise collection. Inspired by DHH's legendary Rails World 2025 keynote, our I Love CRUD tees celebrate developers who embrace simplicity. CRUD (Create, Read, Update, Delete) represents the fundamental database operations that power real applications. Watch DHH's game-changing video where he champions being a 'CRUD Monkey' - building with boring, proven technology instead of chasing complexity. Shop our I LOVE CRUD Tee collection and CRUD Monkey shirts. Because real developers ship products, not abstractions. Available now: I Love CRUD T-shirts, CRUD Monkey apparel, and developer merchandise for those who get things done.

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